I Go To Church

every Sunday, and promptly space out...
Because my parents make me,
dozing off, even in the
uncomfortable wooden pews...
Pretending I'm somewhere else.
I sneeze, and everyone looks at
me very badly.... Hey, last time I
checked sneezing wasn't counted as
a sin anywhere... I fall into a robotic trance,
mumbling along with everyone else,
doing what everyone else does..
I think I've read the pamphlet a million times,
and counted to 500 and backwards, and I'm still bored...
Just when I think I'm about to scream, everyone gets up and starts
leaving, and I do the same, along with everyone else..

ALELUYA...